Geek Music - The Unknown Stuntman (From "The Fall Guy")

Geek Music - The Unknown Stuntman (From "The Fall Guy") Lyric

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
I've never been with anything less
Than a nine, so fine

I've been on fire with Sally Fields
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don't end up as mine

It's a death defying life I lead
I'll take my chances
I've died for a living in the movies and TV

But the hardest thing I ever do
Is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy
While I'm bandaging my knees

I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand new car
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That made Redford such a star

I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out for pay, pay-ay

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up o'er Rachel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay
It's only hay, ay-ay

I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
That makes Eastwood look so fine

They'll never make me president
But I've got the best first ladies
Somedays, I've got 'em as far as the eye can see, ooh-wee

A morning drive with Jacky Smith
I crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me

I might fall from a tall Building
So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap a mighty Canyon
So he can kiss and flirt

While that smooth talker's kissing my girl
I'm just kissing dirt
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman
Made a lover out of Burt